A lot of awards honor Hollywood's best...but only one dives straight into the garbage that went to theaters in 2013. That would be the Golden Raspberry Awards, aka "The Razzies", started in 1981 in a living room. Most "winners" don't actually attend the ceremony, but some do attend and have a sense of humor about it. For instance Halle Berry showed up to accept her Worst Actress award for 'Catwoman' (which truly is a bad movie) and brought along the Oscar that she won for 'Monsters Ball'.
Another thing: The Razzies never ever take themselves all that seriously, and they'll do whatever they want. Adam Sandler and Tyler Perry have been nominated for Worst Actress, and former President George W. Bush "won" Worst Actor for the anti-Bush Michael Moore movie 'Fahrenheit 9/11'. Clearly that win was more as a joke than actually saying that he did give the worst performance in a movie.
Anyway, I'm rambling. Here are the nominations and some comments for each.
WORST PICTURE
After Earth
Grown Ups 2
The Lone Ranger
A Madea Christmas
Movie 43
COMMENTS: I actually liked 'Lone Ranger'. Didn't really care all that much for 'Grown Ups 2' or 'Movie 43' but I didn't hate them. I avoided 'After Earth' and 'A Madea Christmas'.
WORST ACTOR
Johnny Depp, The Lone Ranger
Ashton Kutcher, Jobs
Adam Sandler, Grown Ups 2
Jaden Smith, After Earth
Sylvestor Stallone, Bullet To The Head & Escape Plan & Grudge Match
COMMENTS: Johnny Depp wasn't THAT bad as Tonto.....
WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Chris Brown, Battle of the Year
Larry The Cable Guy, A Madea Christmas
Taylor Lautner, Grown Ups 2
Will Smith, After Earth
Nick Swardson, Grown Ups 2 & A Haunted House
COMMENTS: I keep hearing that Larry The Cable Guy was the only good thing about 'A Madea Christmas'.
WORST ACTRESS
Halle Berry, The Call & Movie 43
Selena Gomez, Getaway
Lindsay Lohan, The Canyons
Tyler Perry, A Madea Christmas
Naomi Watts, Diana & Movie 43
COMMENTS: Don't really have any comments on these. Naomi Watts' skit in 'Movie 43' was actually kinda funny....extremely strange but still kinda funny.
WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Salma Hayek, Grown Ups 2
Katherine Heigl, The Big Wedding
Kim Kardashian, Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor
Lady Gaga, Machete Kills
Lindsay Lohan, inAPPropriate Comedy & Scary Movie 5
COMMENTS: Lady Gaga wasn't THAT bad in 'Machete Kills'.
WORST SCREEN COMBO
The entire cast of Grown Ups 2
The entire cast of Movie 43
Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen, Scary Movie 5
Tyler Perry and either Larry The Cable Guy or that worn out wig and dress, A Madea Christmas
Jaden Smith and Will Smith on planet Nepotism, After Earth
COMMENTS: Okay that 'Planet Nepotism' line was funny. And yes, that is how it is written in the actual nominations.
WORST REMAKE, PREQUEL, RIP-OFF OR SEQUEL
Grown Ups 2
The Hangover Part III
The Lone Ranger
Scary Movie 5
The Smurfs 2
COMMENTS: I still defend 'Lone Ranger' as a good movie.
WORST SCREENPLAY
After Earth
Grown Ups 2
The Lone Ranger
A Madea Christmas
Movie 43
COMMENTS:....um....okay?
WORST DIRECTOR
Elizabeth Banks and Steven Brill and Steve Carr and Rusty Cundieff and
James Duffy and Griffin Dunne and Peter Farrelly and Patrik Forsberg and
Will Graham and James Gunn and Bob Odenkirk and Brett Ratner and
Jonathan van Tulleken, all for Movie 43
Dennis Dugan, Grown Ups 2
Tyler Perry, A Madea Christmas & Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor
M. Night Shyamalan, After Earth
Gore Verbinski, The Lone Ranger
COMMENTS: Yes, 13 people directed the various skits that comprised 'Movie 43'. Other than that I've got nothing.
The Razzies will be held March 1, the day before the Oscars. Speaking of Oscars, those nominations are going to be announced tomorrow morning so I'll have something up about those sometime tomorrow.
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