49 Options for Super Bowl XLIX

Don't like the New England Patriots?  Don't like the Seattle Seahawks?  Wish both teams would just lose?  Well here I have a list of 49 options for those who do not like either team.  Some can be done during the game, others would require turning the game off.

1. Root for the Budweiser Clydesdales
2. Deflate a football for every point the Patriots score.
3. Take a shot of whiskey for every time the commentators make a reference to "Spygate" and/or "Deflate-gate"...though for your liver's sake this might not be a good idea.
4. Blame everything on Obama.
5. Root for the refs to completely sabotage the game with bad calls.
6. Do a "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon" for every celebrity the TV cameras see during the actual game.
7. Constantly complain about how Tom Brady is married to a supermodel and you're not...
8. ...then suddenly remember that his supermodel wife played one of the villains in the 2004 movie 'Taxi'.  Anyone else other than me remember that movie?  Man was it not funny.  Exhibit A of why Mrs. Brady does not have much of an acting career...or the current host of "The Tonight Show" for that matter.
9. Take enough drugs to where it feels like you're actually watching real life seahawks and real life patriots fighting each other and you're in the midst of it all.
10. Along those lines, with enough drugs you might as well start attempting to plug a seashell into your TV to try and watch movies instead.  Gary Busey couldn't do it in that commercial, but why should that stop you?
11. Root for the commentators.
12. Play games on your phone, tablet, laptop, etc. while the game is on.
13. Put on a pair of 3D glasses and constantly complain about how the 3D sucks.
14. Just don't watch the game at all.  Don't even acknowledge it exists.
15. Root for the commercials.
16. Add your own commentary for the game.  The less you know about football the better it will be!
17. Eat some skittles every time Marshawn Lynch is handed the ball, and finish the bag whenever he scores a touchdown.
18. Start calling your own penalties during the game.  They don't even have to be football related. 
19. Start up a conversation debating the meaning of life and why we're here at this exact moment in time.
20. Root for Katy Perry and Lenny Kravitz.
21. Close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream.  But then you might want to wake up...The Matrix has you.
22. Start a blog.  Blog about anything you want!  Knowledge about a certain subject is not required.  I hear it does wonders for stress levels...
23. Have the game as background noise while you read a book.  Seriously, people should read more.
24. Draw caricatures of Tom Brady with his Ugg boots.
25. With the "If you can't beat them, join them" mentality, root for the Patriots OR the Seahawks.
26. Think 'What would Jesus do?'
27. Blame Canada.
28. Do impressions of any of the players, coaches, commentators, cheerleaders, mascots, or anyone else you see on TV.
29. Start counting down to when they eventually play an 'Avengers:  Age of Ultron' trailer.
30. With the "Enemy of my enemy is my friend" mentality, root for the Patriots OR the Seahawks.
31. Do embarrassing touchdown dances, no matter who scores a touchdown.
32. Shout "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!" every time a field goal is good.
33. Place bets with friends that SOMETHING will go wrong during the game, whether it be technical difficulties, accidental swearing, obscene gestures, or wardrobe malfunctions. 
34. Why watch it?  Listen to it on a radio while you're shoveling snow.
35. Hope for another blackout during the Super Bowl.
36. Start a swear jar and have people put money in it.  There's bound to be some fans that will get $#%&!#$ off at some point.
37. Yell "Cheater" at the TV whenever you see Bill Belichick.
38. Yell "Yeah", "Thank you for asking" or "I'm only here so I won't get fined" whenever Marshawn Lynch is on TV.
39. Pull up YouTube on your phone and watch any commercials featuring better QBs than Russell Wilson and Tom Brady.
40. Randomly pick one team and root for them while watching the game.  Doesn't even have to be NFL.  So if you really want to root for the Lakers in the Super Bowl, go for it.
41. Instead of watching the game, you can watch paint dry.  Still will be more expressive than Bill Belichick.
42. Go build a snowman.  Because winter, that's why. 
43. Eat so much food that by the time the game starts you'll already be in a food coma.  Heck, you might even dream up a better Super Bowl than the one that will be on TV.
44. Start learning a new language.
45. Point blank, just drink heavily.
46. Pretend you're at a Comedy Central Roast and start making fun of anyone you see on TV. 
47. Turn off the game and turn on any game console with a football game.  Randomly select two teams, and pretend that's the Super Bowl.
48. Sing the entire soundtrack to "Frozen" obnoxiously loud.  Not a good singer?  No problem!
49. Make up your own countdown of things you'd rather be doing instead of watching the Super Bowl this year.