Wednesday, November 20, 2013

NFL Week 12 Pick 'Em and Some Other Stuff

Usually I don't post these until tomorrow, but tomorrow I will be busy all day with a book to read and four papers to write.  Procrastination at it's finest.  When I'm less busy with school stuff I'll finally be able to sit down and type up a review for 'All Is Lost', which I saw last Saturday.  This Saturday I will be catching up with Katniss and the other citizens of Panem for 'The Hunger Games:  Catching Fire'. So that's whats coming up.

On with the sports talk and picks.....


As much as I love seeing the Patriots lose, I am not a Cam Newton fan.  And that was defensive pass interference.  Now, are the Panthers legitimate Super Bowl contenders?  Well, we'll have to wait and see how well they do in their match-ups against division rival Saints.


SAINTS @ Falcons
Jets @ RAVENS
STEELERS @ Browns
Chargers @ CHIEFS
BEARS @ Rams
VIKINGS @ Packers
Buccaneers @ LIONS
Jaguars @ TEXANS
PANTHERS @ Dolphins
COLTS @ Cardinals
TITANS @ Raiders
COWBOYS @ Giants
BRONCOS @ Patriots
49ERS @ Redskins



 
Last Week:  7-8, 46.67%
Overall:  93-69, 57.41%

....as long as I don't get to 100 losses I'll be fine.

Monday, November 18, 2013

REVIEWS - 'Pacific Rim' and 'Grown-Ups 2'

All right, I was hoping to type this up yesterday but I was not able to.  So might as well give myself a break from typing up a 300-500 word book report for my Middle East history class and a 7 page paper on dementia for my Sociology class. 



REDBOX
'Grown Ups 2' (PG-13) *3/4
So originally I was going to watch this as part of BSU UPB's 'Friday Night Filmworks' series.  But due to the three hour lockdown last friday at Ball State this got moved to Saturday night.  I wasn't able to go to it on Saturday night, so since I had a free Redbox rental I decided to use it on this.

Anyway, 'Grown Ups 2' takes place three years after the events of the first movie with Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock and David Spade hanging out and cracking jokes with each other as school is over for their kids and summer vacation starts.  Shenanigans ensue that involve deer, bullies, medicated bus drivers, a car wash, driver's ed, a frat, an ice cream shop, first loves, ballet, crazy people, and an 80's themed costume party.  For every 1 joke that made me chuckle there were approximately 1,834 jokes that made me just stare blankly at my TV screen.  A few of the jokes were groan inducing but I was never mad or frustrated at it.  Then again I didn't really like the first 'Grown Ups' all that much either so I'd say it's comparable to the first.  If you liked the first one, you'll like this one.  If you disliked the first one.....this won't exactly change your opinion of the 'Grown Ups' franchise.

Now, am I one of those people that hates Adam Sandler?  No.  I think he can be a good actor and be very funny.  Most of the time, I like Adam Sandler movies....although I've avoided 'Jack & Jill' like the plague.  Anyway, here's a quick rundown of the Adam Sandler movies that I have seen:

LIKED:  'Happy Gilmore', 'The Waterboy', 'Mr. Deeds', 'Funny People', 'The Longest Yard', 'Click', 'Bedtime Stories', 'I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry'
MEH:  'Anger Management', '50 First Dates', 'Hotel Transylvania'
DISLIKED:  'You Don't Mess With The Zohan', 'Grown Ups', 'Grown Ups 2', 'That's My Boy'
HATED:  'Eight Crazy Nights'



'Pacific Rim' (PG-13) **1/2
As a war between humankind and monstrous sea creatures known as Kaijus wages on, former pilot Raleigh (Charlie Hunnam) and trainee Mako (Rinko Kikuchi) are paired up to drive a seemingly obsolete special weapon known as a Jaeger  in a desperate effort to save the world from the apocalypse.  Also features Idris Elba as a commander in charge of the Jaegers, Ron Perlman as a Hong Kong black market businessman, and Charlie Day as a Kaiju-obsessed scientist.  Sure, that is the plot, but who cares about that when all we want to see is giant robots (the Jaegers) fight giant monsters (Kaijus)?  The special effects are great and the visuals of the movie in general are great.  Apart from that, the movie is just kinda 'eh'.  This was directed and co-written by Guillermo del Toro, whose other movies (including the 'Hellboy' movies, 'Blade 2' and 'Pan's Labyrinth') also have great visual styles to them.  If you haven't seen 'Pan's Labyrinth' I highly recommend it.  It's a fairy tale that is NOT for children (violent and bloody, that's all) and it's all in Spanish, but it is a great movie nonetheless. 


Wednesday, November 13, 2013

NFL Week 11 Pick 'Em

Well, I had a horrible week for picks.  But on the bright side the 2008 Detroit Lions can pop open the champagne, bust out the cigars, pour the wine and cut the cheese because their legendary feat of 0-16 will not be matched this season as BOTH the Jaguars and the Buccaneers won last week.  You know, just like how everyone predicted they would....


COLTS @ Titans
JETS @ Bills
RAVENS @ Bears
Browns @ BENGALS
Raiders @ TEXANS
CARDINALS @ Jaguars
Redskins @ EAGLES
LIONS @ Steelers
FALCONS @ Buccaneers
CHARGERS @ Dolphins
49ers @ SAINTS
Packers @ GIANTS
Vikings @ SEAHAWKS
CHIEFS @ Broncos
PATRIOTS @ Panthers

 
Last Week:  6-8, 46.15%
Overall:  86-61, 58.9%

Sunday, November 10, 2013

REVIEWS - 'Despicable Me 2', 'Purge', 'Olympus Has Fallen'

In between paper revisions, football games with horrible outcomes, sleeping, I managed to watch a few more movies this weekend.


FRIDAY NIGHT FILMWORKS

'Despicable Me 2' (PG) ***1/2
So here at Ball State the student-led University Program Board (UPB) sponsors various entertainment events on campus.  Among these is 'Friday Night Filmworks', which shows movies that are out of theaters and usually haven't been released on DVD/Blu-Ray yet.  I will usually go if it's a movie that I haven't seen yet.  This semester the one's I hadn't seen in the theater were 'The Purge', 'Despicable Me 2', and 'Grown Ups 2'.  I wasn't able to go to watch 'The Purge' and since I missed it I made sure to get it from Redbox as soon as it became available (more on 'Purge' in a bit).  So after I got off work on Friday I immediately headed over to Pruis Hall to watch 'Despicable Me 2'.

Gru (voice of Steve Carell) is now raising Margo (voice of Miranda Cosgrove), Edith (voice of Dana Gaier) and Agnes (Elsie Fisher) and is retired from being a villain, instead starting a line of jams and jellies that he has his Minions and Dr. Nefario (voice of Russell Brand) make.  But he is soon recruited by the Anti Villain League and forced to team up with Agent Lucy Wilde (voice of Kristen Wiig) to try and stop a new super villain who has stolen a chemical that can make any living organism into a nearly indestructible, extremely aggressive monster.  Simply put, I loved this movie and liked it a lot more than the first movie.  It's extremely funny and extremely cute.


REDBOX
'The Purge' (R) ***
Like I said earlier, 'The Purge' was being offered at Friday Night Filmworks a few months ago but I wasn't able to go.  So since I missed it I decided to rent it from Redbox whenever it finally came out.  So purging myself of the awfulness of the Notre Dame/Pitt game I sat down and watched this.

It's 2022.  Crime is at an all time low and unemployment is at 1%.  Poverty is almost non-existent.  This is a result of the Annual Purge, which the leaders of the United States enacted to save the country and make it reborn.  For 12 hours, all crime is legal.  All emergency services are shut off.  Putting blue flowers in front of the house shows your support for The Purge.  James Sandin (Ethan Hawke) is a wealthy home security salesman living in a nice, gated community with his wife Mary (Lena Headey), daughter Zoey (Adelaide Cane) and son Charlie (Max Burkholder).  After the Annual Purge has started and the family's house is on lock down, Charlie sees a bloody stranger out on the street (Edwin Hodge) yelling for help.  He lets him into the house, much to the chagrin of his family.  This causes the bloody strangers pursuers to show up at the house and demand that the family hand over the bloody stranger or else they will be forced to enter the house and kill everyone.

Simply put, I liked it and thought it was very original and pretty suspenseful in parts.  Of course the whole idea of a 'Purge' is completely ludicrous and many characters make really dumb decisions, but it's a solid rental and Ethan Hawke gives a pretty good performance. 


NETFLIX
'Olympus Has Fallen' (R) **1/4
Disgraced former Presidential guard Mike Banning (Gerard Butler) finds himself trapped inside the White House in the wake of a terrorist attack; using his inside knowledge, Banning works with national security to rescue the President (Aaron Eckhart) from his kidnappers.  It's basically 'Die Hard' in the White House, only not as much fun as 'Die Hard'.  Sure the whole movie is pretty dumb, but the first half really sets the bar low.  It picks up once the White House has been taken over and overall the movie's okay.  Since I've watched this I guess I gotta go watch 'White House Down', since from what I've heard these are practically the same movie. 


Saturday, November 9, 2013

REVIEW - 'Thor: The Dark World'



'Thor:  The Dark World' (PG-13) **1/2

Phase 2 of Marvel's Cinematic Universe continues as Thor (Chris Hemsworth) fights to restore order across the Nine Realms…but an ancient race led by the vengeful Malekith (Christopher Eccleston) returns to try and plunge the universe back into darkness with a weapon known as the Aether.  Thor's battle with Malekith reunites him with Jane Foster (Natalie Portman) and forces him to team up with Loki (Tom Hiddleston), who is sitting in an Asgardian prison after the events of 'The Avengers'. 

Simply put, I just felt kinda 'eh' about this movie.  Not exactly an uber deep analytical interpretation, I know, but that's how I felt.  It has some fun action scenes and good special effects.  Everyone does an adequate job in their roles, particularly Chris Hemsworth as Thor and Tom Hiddleston as Loki.  It's fun listening to their back and forth banter.  Malekith as a villain was kinda fun, kinda sinister, but also kinda 'eh'.  And while overall I just felt kinda 'eh' about this movie I will admit that it is a very funny, even funnier than some "comedies" I went to see this year (Here's looking at you 'Scary Movie 5', 'Hangover Part III', 'Incredible Burt Wonderstone').  Loki has some good one liners and there's even more fish out of water humor when Thor returns to Earth.  Stan Lee makes his usual quick, funny cameo appearance.  Another cameo caught me completely by surprise and was also very funny, but I won't reveal who it was.  It is a different director this time around (Alan Taylor, who has directed episodes of HBO's 'Game of Thrones', taking over from Kenneth Branagh) but other than a darker overall tone it doesn't feel to much different than the first movieIt's hard to pinpoint exactly why I felt 'eh' about the movie, but one main negative that I actually can put a finger on is the romance between Thor and Jane.  It felt forced in the first one and guess what?  It's feels forced again.  Not quite forced to the point of eyerolling but it almost got to that point.  I saw this in 2D after being disappointed with the 3D while watching the original 'Thor' two years ago and it was fine.  And much like 'Avengers', this has two scenes after the movie.  One is during the credits and sets up another movie in Phase 2, and the other is just a very funny scene tacked on after the credits. 

Now how does it compare to the first?  It's funnier than the first 'Thor' but it's not necessarily a better movie, even though I also felt kinda 'eh' about that movie as well.  As far as comparisons within Phase 2 of the Marvel Cinematic Universe goes, I liked 'Iron Man 3' a lot better.  It's also darker in tone, quite funny, but I was able to stay invested with that movie and there wasn't a forced romantic subplot.  'Thor:  The Dark World' had a few scenes that had me invested, but even those scenes and the sense of humor in the movie still couldn't shake off the 'eh' feeling I had.  I'll still go see 'Captain America:  The Winter Soldier' and 'Guardians of the Galaxy', but I'd much rather just fast forward to 'Avengers:  Age of Ultron'.
  

TRAILERS
All right, lots of trailers to talk about.

'Captain America:  The Winter Soldier' - This looks like it could be okay.  I was 'eh' about the first movie so I'm just hoping that this one will be better.  Much like all of the other Phase 2 movies, this looks to be a little bit darker in tone.  I'm sensing a pattern....

'X-Men:  Days of Future Past' - I know it connects the characters of the original X-Men trilogy with the characters from 'First Class' and it involves time travel.  I loved 'First Class'.  This looks like it could either be really good or really dumb. 

'Robocop' -Yep, the remake of 'Robocop'.  I haven't seen the original, so based on this trailer it just looks kinda 'eh'.

'The Hobbit:  The Desolation of Smaug' - It look$ better than 'Unexpected Journey'.  'The Hobbit' $till didn't need to be $plit up in to three movie$.....can't quite put my finger on why Peter Jack$on would $plit it up.....

'The Hunger Games:  Catching Fire' - This actually looks great.

'Delivery Man' - It looks like it could be funny.  

'Ride Along' - This also could have potential.  I think Ice Cube can be very funny, but I don't think Kevin Hart is funny.  At all.  The episode of 'Saturday Night Live' that he hosted last season was honestly one of the most unfunny episodes of 'SNL' that I have ever seen.  I know humor is all subjective and I know plenty of people who think that Kevin Hart is hilarious....I'm just not one of them.

 

Thursday, November 7, 2013

NFL Week 10 Pick 'Em


A great week for picks is followed by a mediocre week for pics.  Oh well.  How about them Colts?


REDSKINS
@ Vikings
SEAHAWKS @ Falcons
BENGALS @ Ravens
LIONS @ Bears
EAGLES @ Packers
Rams @ COLTS
RAIDERS @ Giants
Bills @ STEELERS
Jaguars @ TITANS
Panthers @ 49ERS
TEXANS @ Cardinals
BRONCOS @ Chargers
Cowboys @ SAINTS
DOLPHINS @ Buccaneers


Last Week:  7-6, 58.85%
Overall:  80-53, 60.15%


Sunday, November 3, 2013

REVIEW - '12 Years A Slave'

Okay, so this movie was listed in my October preview for movies coming out.  Every advertisement I saw for it said "October 18", so I was anxiously awaiting the 18th to go see this movie.  Earlier that week on a film blog I follow it had an article stating that '12 Years A Slave' was starting a limited run on October 18 (NY and LA), expand somewhat the following week (other big cities), and be released nationwide November 1.  I was disappointed that I had to wait a little bit longer, sure, but I was still excited to see this movie.  November 1 comes along....it's still not in Muncie.  I looked up Anderson....it's not there.  I looked up showtimes for a few smaller, more arthouse/independent theaters that might have it....and the closest one was in Indianapolis at the theater inside the Keystone Fashion Mall.  I used to go to that mall and the Sheraton hotel connected to it for FBLA state conventions in high school so I had been wanting to go back there sometime.  Now I have an excuse to stroll down memory lane, even though it is a little under an hour away and the movie will probably be coming to Muncie sometime within the next few weeks, but oh well.  It was worth it.




'12 Years A Slave' (R) ***1/2

Based upon Solomon Northup's autobiography of the same name, '12 Years A Slave' follows Solomon Northup (Chiwetel Ejiofor), a free black man living in New York who is also an accomplished violinist.  He is lured to Washington, D.C. under the guise of a possible entertainment gig but instead is kidnapped and sold into slavery in the south.  Now being forced to go by the name of "Platt", he is first under the ownership of William Ford (Benedict Cumberbatch), a Baptist preacher and plantation owner.  After a run-in with an evil overseer (Paul Dano), he is transferred to the plantation of the cruel, abusive, drunken Edwin Epps (Michael Fassbender).  Also stars Paul Giamatti as Freeman, who sells Solomon to Ford, Brad Pitt as a Canadian abolitionist working at Epp's plantation, Sarah Paulson as Mrs. Epps, 'Saturday Night Live's Taran Killam as one of the men who kidnaps Solomon, and newcomer Lupita Nyong'o as Patsy, a slave who is always under the lustful eye of Epps.

This is a very well made, extremely good/almost great movie.  Nearly everything about this movie is top notch.  It has some great cinematography and the overall look of it is fantastic.  Not enough praised can be heaped on the performances in this movie, particularly Chiwetel Ejiofor, Michael Fassbender, and Sarah Paulson.  Ejiofor's Solomon Northup wants to escape, but at the same time he realizes that if he spoke up about his life before being enslaved he will more than likely be killed.  He is forced to lie about being able to read and write, but he still gets into the good graces of a few plantation owners by playing the violin.  He endures much cruelty and hardships, but he is not letting himself fall into despair.  A strong performance.  Fassbender's Epps is cruel beyond belief.  At one point he drunkenly stumbles into the slave's cabin in the middle of the night and forces them all to dance in his house for his own drunken amusement.  He forces Solomon Northup to whip another slave (more on that scene later).  There are other acts of cruelty that he does but I won't list them hear.  It's a sinister, snarling, evil performance.  Almost as sinister and snarling is Sarah Paulson as his wife.  She's more stern and collected than her rather volatile husband but that doesn't make her any less cruel, particularly towards Patsy.

 As far as negatives go, well, for the most part I don't really have any.  The few negatives I can think of about the movie are simply nitpicks.  I never really got a sense that twelve years had passed throughout the movie.  I know that that much time had passed only because the title told me so.  Before he's kidnapped it does say that the year is 1841, but then there is nothing else to indicate how much time has passed or what year it is.  Solomon Northup's hair gets a little bit grayer and at one point Epps is parading around and doting on a young black girl who I assumed to be an illegitimate child of his, but other than that there wasn't anything to indicate how much time was passing.  There was also an event early on in the movie in a slave cabin that didn't really feel necessary, but that event and the sense of time during the movie are both nitpicks in an otherwise very very good movie. 


This movie also left me unsettled and honestly left me at a loss for words.  After leaving the nearly packed theater once the movie was finished I just kept thinking about this movie and most of my car ride back to Muncie was also spent in silence as it was still resonating with me.  Even today as I type this review up I've been having a hard time trying to come up with words to express all of my thoughts and feelings about this movie.  Usually I'm able to crank a review out hours after watching it.  And this review was mostly written with just the positive section and the wrap-up sections still to go.  Since the wrap-up is a conclusion, of course I'm going to leave that section for last.  But the positives section I've kept starting, typing, re-typing, deleting....nothing just felt right that could fully convey my opinion.  Clearly I've been able to come up with something since this is now posted, but that's not the point. 

Now what exactly left me unsettled?  The entire movie and the cruelty that Solomon Northup endured during his enslavement.  There are many powerful scenes in the movie, but here are two that in particular left me very disturbed:
  • After waking up from a drunken night in Washington, Northrup discovers he was tricked as he realizes that he's laying in a dark cell chained to the floor.  As one of his captors confronts him, the captor constantly repeats to Northup in a sinister, casual manner "You're not a free man.  You're nothing but a Georgia runaway".
  • At one point Epps forces Northup to whip another slave.  The slave only went to another plantation to get a bar of soap so that they could be clean for once, as Mrs. Epps never gives this slave any soap.  After the whipping is all done and over with the camera pans down the whipping post and focuses on the bar of soap lying in the dirt and blood.  Now I have seen some extremely graphic depictions of violence in movies, but the one thing that makes me cringe every time I see or hear it is the sound of someone getting whipped and seeing the scars that the whip leaves behind.
I can't exactly compare it to the book on which it is based since I haven't read all of it.  In my Civil War class this semester we read a few chapters of it for a quiz but that was it.  But I can (kinda) compare it to Quentin Tarantino's 'Django Unchained' since both deal with slavery in the United States, albeit in different ways.  'Django' is a bloody spaghetti western/revenge movie that is basically "History of Slavery In America According To Quentin Tarantino", similar to how 'Inglourious Basterds' is basically "World War II According To Quentin Tarantino".  It's fictional, brutal, exaggerated, completely over the top and filled wall-to-wall with anachronisms (the music in particular).  '12 Years A Slave' is a fact based story of one man's actual kidnapping and twelve years of enslavement before he could finally get his freedom.  It's not an exaggerated history of an unfortunate time period in American history told to fit the twisted vision of the director.  In both movies yes slavery is rightfully depicted as being extremely cruel and the n-word is tossed around liberally in both movies, but the similarities stop there.  The actions of Michael Fassbender's Edwin Epps make the actions of Leonardo DiCaprio's Calvin Candie look like the nicest guy in the world.  

'12 Years A Slave' is a disturbing, cruel movie that will resonate with you for awhile and left me speechless for awhile.  It is extremely well made, well acted and one of the best movies I've seen this year.  While I do recommend the movie, I will admit it's not for everyone. 


TRAILERS/PREVIEWS
I'll try and keep this as a usual feature to my reviews.  I try to just talk about what I saw as opposed to what they're supposed to be about, but some of these I had to look up further info about them when I got back to Muncie.  

"Mandela:  Long Walk To Freedom" - Another Nelson Mandela biopic, with Idris Elba (the "Thor" movies, "Pacific Rim", "Prometheus") in the title role.  It looks okay.  Definitely had an Oscar-bait feel to it.  

"All Is Lost" - Looks like a cross between 'Life of Pi' and 'Gravity'.  Based on that alone it could be worth checking out.   

"Blue Is The Warmest Color" - Half of the trailer for 'Blue Is The Warmest Color' were snippets of reviews praising it.  They were boasting about the acting, the love story, and how it won the top prize earlier this year at the Cannes Film Festival.  Looking up stuff online, apparently it's a three hour NC-17 French lesbian love story.  

"The Grand Budapest Hotel" - this is the latest from Wes Anderson, the director of "Moonrise Kingdom", "Fantastic Mr. Fox", "Darjeeling Limited", "Royal Tenenbaums", "Life Aquatic", etc., etc.  Out of all of those I've only seen 'Moonrise Kingdom' (weird) and 'Fantastic Mr. Fox' (also weird).  This one has the same weird, eccentric feel of those but it also looks pretty funny.  Maybe I'll check in at some point....