Friday, October 31, 2014

Halloween Movies: Treats

Monday had tricks, so today being Friday (and being Halloween) it's time for treats.  Here is a list of ten movies that I would recommend watching this time of year.  Or really any time of year.


'Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein'
This classic 1948 comedy has the titular funnyman as hapless freight handlers who come into contact with Dracula (Bela Lugosi), the Wolf Man (Lon Chaney, Jr.), and Frankenstein's monster (Glenn Strange).  Saw this for the first time on Netflix last year, and I thought it was absolutely hilarious with a perfect ending that introduces yet another horror icon into the mix.



'Arsenic and Old Lace'
Frank Capra (director of 'It's A Wonderful Life') directs this 1944 adaptation of the play of the same name.  Theater critic Mortimer Brewster (Cary Grant) discovers on his wedding day that his old, beloved aunts are homicidal maniacs and that insanity runs in the family.  And it only gets worse when his estranged brother Jonathan comes back to town.  Okay, it's not much of a horror movie, but still a rather dark comedy with plenty of macabre elements.  I actually played Jonathan Brewster in a production of this in high school during the fall of my senior year.  Sophomore year of college I finally watched this movie on Netflix and I thought it was very funny.




'The Cabin In The Woods' (R)
Joss Whedon co-wrote this 2012 horror movie that has five friends (Kristen Connelly, Chris Hemsworth, Anna Hutchison, Fran Kranz and Jesse Williams) renting a cabin in the woods for the weekend, where spooky things are occurring and there clearly is much more to this cabin than meets the eye.  Co-starring Richard Jenkins, this may sound like a stereotypical 'cabin in the woods' style horror movie but it's not.  Yes it has certain cliches and stereotypes but it not only satirizes those but there is also a purpose for those which I won't reveal here.  It's kinda creepy, it's funny, and overall it's a fun movie.

 


'Dracula'
Ah, the 1931 horror classic that kicked off the Universal classic monster movies.  I watched this on Netflix last year, and in my honest opinion even though it's 83 years old and horror movies have drastically changed it's still a relatively creepy movie with a strong performance by Bela Lugosi in his iconic role.




'Evil Dead' (R)
Yes, I'm talking about the 2013 remake.  Five friends head to a remote cabin, where the discovery of a Book of the Dead leads them to unwittingly summon up demons living in the nearby woods. The evil presence possesses them until only one is left to fight for survival.  Directed by Fede Alvarez in his feature film debut and co-produced by Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell.  It starts off slow, but once the violence and gore kicks in it's an unbelievably wild, awesome, and bloody ride.  Stay tuned to the end of the credits for a special cameo.  This of all movies was the movie that finally gave me the inspiration to start this blog.  A very rough personal situation almost delayed that, but now I'm getting off topic.  If you liked the original 'Evil Dead' trilogy, you won't be disappointed with this new incarnation.  




 'Psycho' (R)
Another classic horror movie (this one from 1960) that I watched on Netflix last year.  Apart from knowing about the infamous shower scene and that chocolate sauce was used as the blood for this movie, I didn't know much about it.  Not knowing much about it definitely helped in that this movie just got creepier and creepier, with a twist that I did not see coming at all and actually made me jump in my seat in my dorm room.  I also watched the 1998 shot-for-shot colorized remake of this that starred Vince Vaughn, but the less said about that movie the better.  Watch the original one instead.

 



'The Ring' (PG-13)
The 2002 American remake of the popular Japanese horror movie 'Ringu', whose success inspired a whole slew of American remakes of various Japanese horror movies ('The Grudge', 'Dark Water', 'Pulse', etc.).  A reporter (Naomi Watts) investigates a mysterious videotape that seems to kill those who watch it.  It has to have been at least ten years since I've seen this so I don't know how well it holds up, but I remember thinking that this was actually pretty scary with it's constant feeling of dread and the very creepy, disturbing imagery played in the video.  Way better than it's 2006 sequel.    






'Saw' (R)
As the continuing tag line goes, if it's Halloween...it must be 'SAW'.  And indeed 'Saw' is back in theaters for it's 10th anniversary.  Holy crap I remember this movie coming out...I'm old.  I remember 'The Grudge', 'Ray', 'Ladder 49', 'Shark Tale', 'Friday Night Lights', and 'Taxi' all being in theaters the same time as this movie.  Anyway, the original 'Saw' follows two men (Cary Elwes and Leigh Whannel, the latter of the two also having written the movie) who wake up in an underground lair of the 'Jigsaw' killer with a dead body, a gun, two saws, a tape recorder, and a few tapes in the room with them.  The men must follow various rules and objectives if they wish to survive and win the deadly game set for them by Jigsaw.  The movie that started a franchise that had a new movie being released every Halloween from 2004 with this movie thru 2010 with the rather terrible 'Saw 3D'.  The movie that, for better or worse, helped coin the "torture porn" subgenre of horror movies (along with 'Hostel').  More of a bloody thriller than a horror movie, but the various traps and scenarios that Jigsaw's victims are in can be rather fascinating, and it's loaded with plenty of twists and turns that will keep you guessing.  I haven't seen this movie in years, but I remember liking it.





'Sinister' (R)
A more recent horror movie that stars Ethan Hawke as a down on his luck true-crime writer looking for his next big hit book.  So he moves his family into a house where a gruesome murder took place to find inspiration.  In the house he finds a cache of 8mm home movies films that suggest the murder he is currently researching is the work of a serial killer whose career dates back to the 1960s.  In a way it's a conventionally plotted movie with occasional scenes that are meant to be found footage.  Very well made, well acted, and very creepy.  The found footage scenes are without the doubt the scariest things in this movie, practically being mini snuff movies.  The twist I couldn't see coming.





 'Zombieland' (R)
Can you believe that this movie is five years old?  Neither can I.  Time flies whether we want it to or not.  A shy student (Jesse Eisenberg) trying to reach his family in Ohio, a gun-toting tough guy (Woody Harrelson) trying to find the last Twinkie, and a pair of sisters (Emma Stone and Abigail Breslin) trying to get to an amusement park join forces to travel across a zombie-filled America.  I absolutely love this movie.  Hilarious from start to finish, great characters fueled by excellent performances from the cast (Woody Harrelson standing out the most), buckets of blood and gore, and a classic cameo by Bill Murray.  What?  The movie's been out for five years - I can spoil the cameo.  I can't recommend this movie enough.




Well this concludes my lists of movies I recommend watching on Halloween, and those I don't recommend watching on Halloween.  What are some of your favorite movies to watch this time of year?

Thursday, October 30, 2014

Updates and Random Thoughts - Part 2

Usually if some movie news happens or if I announce certain blog-related things around the time I'm typing up my NFL picks for the week I'll just stick them in at the end of that post.  But I felt these needed their own post.  And with this post I have already matched the number of blog posts I wrote last year with two months left to go.  Then again I didn't start this blog until the end of the first full week of April last year but oh well.  On with the updates and random thoughts.  

With DC last week announcing their future film slate for their cinematic universe, it of course was only a matter of time before Marvel made announcements of their own.  This particular announcement concerned what will consist of Phase 3 in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, scheduled all the way through 2019.

  • 2016
    'Captain America:  Civil War' (May 6)
    The Russo Bros., who directed 'Winter Soldier', will return to helm this installment.  Robert Downey Jr. recently signed on to co-star and early rumors point to this movie dealing with a superhero registration act.

    'Doctor Strange' (November 4)
    A character I haven't really heard of until the rumors starting popping up a few years ago of a possible Doctor Strange movie and when the character was teased during 'Winter Soldier'.  Scott Derrickson, who directed 'Sinister' and 'The Exorcism of Emily Rose, will be directing and a deal is being worked out for Benedict Cumberbatch to star.

  • 2017
    'Guardians of the Galaxy 2' (May 4)
    The first 'Guardians' was a lot of fun.  With the same cast and crew coming back for this sequel, it should be another fun ride.

    'Thor:  Ragnorak' (July 28)
    No idea who will be directing or what all cast will be returning.  The only thing I know is that while looking up what exactly 'Ragnorak' meant I found out that it refers to the Norse apocalypse.  Dark times appear to be ahead for Thor & Co.

    'Black Panther' (November 3)
    Yet another superhero who I never really heard of until movie rumors had started popping up.  Apart from the release date the only other confirmed thing is that Chadwick Boseman ('42', 'Draft Day', 'Get On Up') will be starring.

  • 2018
    'Avengers:  Infinity War - Part 1' (May)Not even a week after it was announced that the 'Justice League' movie would be split in two, we now have confirmation that 'Avengers 3' will also be following suit.  Sure I could complain about these movies being split in two, but I'm gladly going to see them anyway.  Not sure yet if Joss Whedon will be returning behind the camera or if someone else will.  Heck, I'm not even sure which superheroes will actually be a part of the Avengers by the time this movie comes out.

    'Captain Marvel' (July 6)Once again, another comic property of Marvel's that I had never heard of until movie rumors started flying.  I'm sensing a pattern here...anyway the only thing I know about this is that this will serve as Marvel's first female centered superhero movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

    'Inhumans' (November 2)
    Have I made it obvious that I don't read comic books and with more and more superhero movies coming out it's reaching a point where movies are being made off of characters I had never heard of?  Well that continues with this movie, which from reading about the Inhumans for this post I guess they are a group of superhumans engineered by the Kree (who were seen in 'Guardians of the Galaxy).  No cast or crew has been announced yet.

  • 2019
    'Avengers:  Infinity War - Part 2' (May)
    Not much I can add here that I haven't already talked about for Part 1

Personally I'd have liked to have seen a third 'Hulk' movie on the schedule, but oh well.

So if you include the DC Cinematic Universe, Marvel's two entries next year ('Avengers:  Age of Ultron' and 'Ant-Man'), Sony's 'Spider-Man' series, and Fox's 'X-Men' and 'Fantastic Four' series, from 2015-2020 there will be 29 superhero movies that are being planned to be released.  Obviously it's subject to change, but still.  That's a lot.  A few different websites have complained about oversaturation of the superhero genre and an eventual audience burnout over superheros.  I tell you what. As long as the movies are actually good I don't think we'll see any burnout.  

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Well in other news today it was announced that 'The Divergent Series:  Insurgent' will be released in 3D.  Having seen 'Divergent' in 2D but not having not read any of the books I don't really see a need for this to be in 3D except for to try and make more money.  The first movie only made a little over $288 million against an $85 million budget.  A mild success, sure, but nowhere near the numbers of either of the 'Hunger Games' movies ($691.2 million and $864.6 million).  Heck, it wasn't even as much as the lowest grossing 'Twilight' movie (The first movie only made $392 million worldwide).  We'll find out in March if 3D helped or not.

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Well that about does it for this update post.  Tomorrow I'll have more Halloween movies to talk about, ones that in my opinion are actually worth watching.  In November reviews will return, I'll have more NFL picks, I'll be talking about sequels I'd like to see happen, about miserable times in a movie theater, and perhaps a few more things that I can't think of right now.  Stay tuned.



Wednesday, October 29, 2014

NFL 2014 Week 9 Pick 'Em

Geno Smith benched, Michael Vick now the starting QB in NY, Colt McCoy now doing well as the QB in D.C., and Big Ben cut through the Colts' much improved defense like a hot knife through butter.  Acknowledging that your favorite team's defense is playing poorly and that the chances of a comeback are rather slim shouldn't lead to accusations of having a negative outlook on life.  It's merely about facing the facts.  The past few weeks I've kept saying that if this Colts defense stayed consistent, they definitely would be going places and possibly win out.  Clearly some work still needs to be done and we're now officially past the halfway mark through the season.  Time is flying whether we want it to or not.

SAINTS @ Panthers
Buccaneers @ BROWNS
Jaguars @ BENGALS
CARDINALS @ Cowboys
Eagles @ TEXANS
Jets @ CHIEFS
CHARGERS @ Dolphins
REDSKINS @ Vikings
Rams @ 49ERS
BRONCOS @ Patriots
Raiders @ SEAHAWKS
RAVENS @ Steelers
COLTS @ Giants

BYE WEEK:  Titans, Bills, Falcons, Bears, Lions, Packers

LAST WEEK:  11-4, 73.33%
TOTAL:  72-48-1, 59.5%

Monday, October 27, 2014

Halloween Movies: Tricks

Well it's that time of year again.  Pumpkin-flavored EVERYTHING, candy galore, kids conning adults into giving them free candy, apple cider, leaves changing colors, election ads on TV, college students wearing...interesting costumes, Halloween stuff everywhere, Christmas stuff starting to pop up, Thanksgiving getting ignored, etc.  But as far as this post is concerned it's when both classic and modern horror movies start popping up more and more on TV, and when usually more horror movies hit theaters.  So this week I'll be looking at horror movies, horror comedies, and movies that deal with the macabre.  Last year I only posted about certain movies that I'd recommend watching on Halloween.  Well this year I'm doing things a bit differently.  This year I'm making lists with movies I wouldn't recommend watching ('Tricks') and movies that I would recommend watching ('Treats').  So without further adieu, here's my 'Tricks' list of movies that I won't be watching this Halloween, or more likely ever again.



'Boogeyman' (PG-13)
Anyone remember this from 2005?  Heck...I remember seeing this in the theater.  'Boogeyman' follows Tim (Barry Watson) as he confronts childhood terror that has affected him ever since.  Co-starring Emily Deschanel and Lucy Lawless, this movie is just a series of jump scares.  No real tension or even anything resembling an atmosphere of dread.  Sure I jumped in my seat when I saw this in the theater, but that's more because of a loud noise.  At least watching this in the theater it made me jump because of the surround sound.  Watching it at a friend's house several months later was a bit of a drag.




 'Cabin Fever' (R)
Five college students rent a cabin in the woods for a weekend of drugs, sex, booze, and friendship...but mostly drugs, sex and booze.  But soon after a run-in with a stranger, they begin to fall victim to a flesh-eating virus.  Stuff we've all seen before, and it doesn't do anything new with it.  Not only is it not scary, but it's also badly written and acted.  And of course a remake for this has been announced...which speaking of remakes...




'Friday The 13th' (R)
...oh yes.  The 'Friday The 13th' remake.  Two groups of teenagers at different points in time decide to vacation at Crystal Lake and soon are discovered by a murderous Jason Voorhees, who was thought to have drowned thirty years earlier.  Really instead of a remake it could've been called a sequel since the opening five minutes of this movie is the same as the final five minutes of the original movie.  And then it divulges into 'Friday The 13th's Greatest Hits - The Porn Version!' as it combines elements from several of the sequels, and contains a lot of sex and nudity.  LOTS.  Sure, I didn't like the original 'Friday The 13th' all that much, but it's an Oscar winner compared to this poorly acted, poorly written, and overall poorly made sorry excuse of a movie.  And low and behold, it has been announced that 'Friday The 13th' will be remade again sometime within the next few years.  







 'Halloween' (R)
And now for another pointless remake.  Rob Zombie's 'Halloween'.  After being locked away in a mental institution ever since he was ten years old, a grown up Michael Myers (Tyler Mane) escapes and returns to Haddonfield to find/kill his baby sister Laurie (Scout Taylor-Compton).  Malcolm McDowell co-stars as Dr. Loomis, who is trying to track down Michael.  Unlike the original, this explores Michael's childhood with a (little) bit more detail, in that Michael had just always been this strange kid from an extremely dysfunctional white trash family.  Well, I'll give it this:  Rob Zombie indeed put his own spin on the story.  It's not a very good spin on it, makes the story less scary, and it makes for a horrible movie, but gotta give some credit where some credit is due.  Speaking of adding more details into the origins of a character and making it less scary...

 



'Hannibal Rising' (R)
After the death of his parents during World War II, a young Hannibal Lector (Gaspard Ulliel), moves in with his aunt (Gong Li), and plots revenge against the soldiers that killed his sister.  This by far is the worst prequel I have ever seen.  Yes, the acting is wildly uneven, it's not very well written, it's too long, not scary or creepy at all, and features numerous unnecessary subplots and nods to the previous films in the series, but worst of all it betrays the central character.  Never once in this movie did I believe that this whiny, bratty twentysomething would eventually become the cold, calculated cannibal as played by Anthony Hopkins.  If you want a prequel to 'Silence of the Lambs' that's actually worth watching and stays true to the character, watch 'Red Dragon'.  Or watch the 1980's movie 'Manhunter', which is also an adaptation of 'Red Dragon'.


  




 'Paranormal Activity:  The Marked Ones' (R)
I reviewed this earlier in the year.  It's a spin-off (but really a sequel) that basically is the first 'Paranormal Activity' crossed with 'Chronicle'...only nowhere near as good as those movies.  This franchise gets worse and worse.  But I will give it some credit:  It is better than 'Paranormal Activity 4' in that it actually advances the story and overall mythology of the series.  And it does feature some ridiculously awesome moments like having a character use a shot gun to blast away witches.




 'The Ring Two' (PG-13)
Six months after the events of the 2002 surprise hit American remake of a Japanese horror movie, Rachel (Naomi Watts) stumbles upon more instances of the creepy videotape killing people and discovers that her son Aidan (David Dorfman) is also continuing to be affected by the videotape.  This also explores more of the origins of Samara, the creepy girl from the videotape and on the poster above.  I'll talk more about the 2002 movie later this week, but this sequel just doesn't work at all.  Not creepy, not a very good story, and ultimately I just didn't care about what was going on.




So there's my first list of Halloween movies this week.  Any horror movies or horror comedies that you felt were sub-par or were just flat-out terrible?



Friday, October 24, 2014

Updates and Random Thoughts

As usual for a thoughts and updates post, lots of stuff to talk about so let's get this rolling:

So Warner Bros. and DC announced their future installments in the DC Cinematic Universe, with the release schedule for this particular slate of movies going all the way thru 2020.  This slate includes:

  • 'Batman V Superman:  Dawn of Justice' and 'Suicide Squad' for 2016
  • 'Wonder Woman'  and 'Justice League Part One' for 2017
  • 'The Flash' and 'Aquaman' for 2018
  • 'Shazam' and 'Justice League Part Two' for 2019
  • 'Cyborg' and a 'Green Lantern' reboot for 2020
 And I'm sure at some point there will be stand alone Batman and Superman movies.  Release dates are also subject to change.  A bit ambitious on Warner Bros. part to announce all of these, but then again with the success Marvel and Disney have had with the Marvel Cinematic Universe I suppose it's not surprising.  Sure Marvel probably had their own similar ambitious plan, but they were waiting to see if a particular movie was a hit or not before they went ahead with their plans for the Marvel Cinematic Universe.  DC has already tried to start a shared movie universe of their own.  That's initially what the 2011 'Green Lantern' was supposed to do.  But when that bombed they just decided to have last year's Superman reboot 'Man of Steel' be the starting off point.  Sure I'm interested in seeing this DC Cinematic Universe and what direction they take it in, but I'm also aware that if any of the announced movies bombs then that puts that whole universe thing in jeopardy.  Time will tell...

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In other Warner Bros. news, with the success of 'The LEGO Movie' earlier this year it's no surprise that they want to keep that franchise going.  'Ninjago', based on the Ninja LEGO sets, will be released in 2016.  'The LEGO Batman Movie' will be released in 2017, with 'The LEGO Movie 2' finally bowing in 2018.  If 'Ninjago' is anything like the Cartoon Network show then I will pass.  If it's more like 'The LEGO Movie'....then it might have potential.  'LEGO Batman' could be a fun movie, provided Will Arnett returns to voice Batman.  And while I look forward to 'LEGO Movie 2', I also feel that it's a but unnecessary.  Not trying to spoil anything, but with how perfectly the first movie ended I would just rather not see a sequel happen.  Much like how I'd rather have 'Toy Story 4' not happen.  It ended on a perfect note and wrapped things up.  No real need to continue the story, but if there's money to be made then why not I suppose.

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The last Warner Bros. announcement involves the upcoming Harry Potter spin-off 'Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them'.  This simple, 60 page book is not only being adapted by J.K. Rowling herself, but there will also be a trilogy of movies.  David Yates, who directed the final four Harry Potter movies, will return to direct.  The only thing I know about this trilogy is that it will be set many may years before the events of 'Harry Potter' and that it will follow Newt Scamander, the author of the titular book as he looks for these fantastic beasts and where to find them.  I'd rather see a spin-off based upon 'Quidditch Through The Ages', but I suppose this will do for now.  And if this trilogy is a success than I suppose I'll get my wish.

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Enough with Warner Bros. announcements for now, time for other superhero movie news.  This time involving Marvel.  Last night the 'Avengers:  Age of Ultron' was leaked ahead of it's Oct. 28 premiere during "Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.", so Marvel and Disney decided to just go ahead and release the teaser trailer.  I've watched it and rewatched it several times and holy crap...it looks great.  It's keeping the dark tone that's been present throughout these Phase 2 movies in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.  And in all seriousness, it looks like it could be even better than the first 'Avengers' movie.  I was already looking forward to this movie because of how much I liked 'The Avengers' but after watching that teaser trailer my anticipation for the movie has skyrocketed.  May 2015 can't come soon enough.

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Okay, time for updates.  I said I'd try and do 13 posts for this month, but that clearly is not going to happen.  I had a schedule laid out to where I could get all 13 posts and not feel too overwhelmed, but writer's block and missing a few of the scheduled days to post kinda ruined that.  So rather than cram next week with enough posts to finally get to 13, I will just do the three posts next week that I had already planned on doing.  And then starting in November I'll be back to trying to do two posts a week.  I could possibly do more a week if something special came up or if a movie came out that I felt needed it's own review rather than being bunched up with a few other movie reviews in the same post.  Just depends how I feel.  Also depends on my own motivation.

Yes, I do enjoy doing this blog.  But sometimes I just get bummed out and don't really feel like typing up anything.  What bums me out?  Writer's block, low viewing numbers on certain posts, failed Twitter account that was set up to help promote this blog, second guessing my writing ability and my particular style of reviewing, etc.  I try and schedule some posts out, but if I feel like I'm forced to do it then my motivation to do it will slip away.  My laptop having battery issues also doesn't help matters much since I'll have to either go to the library or wait until the home computer is free.  Yet whenever I seem to almost be on the verge of announcing a temporary break in blogging or shutting this down, some news item or some movie seems to always pop up that gives me the inspiration to write.

Anyway, what exactly is coming up for the blog?  Well NFL picks will still be going on through the Super Bowl next year.  Next week will feature two posts about various horror movies.  Current movie reviews will return in November.  I saw 'Fury' a few days ago and I rented a smaller movie from Redbox called 'Locke' so expect something on those within the next few weeks.  'Interstellar' and 'Mockingjay Part One' are coming out in November and I am highly looking forward to both of those.  And with the year slowly but surely coming to an end, I will be paying attention to possible awards contenders and checking those out.  By the time this is posted I know 'Birdman' will be playing in Indianapolis, but I'm not going to drive two hours just to go see a movie.  That was a bit easier to do when I was living in Muncie and it was less than an hour away (which is what I did for '12 Years A Slave', 'All Is Lost', and 'Blue Is The Warmest Color') but since I moved back to Fort Wayne that's a bit out of the question.  I'll be patient.

And speaking of patience I will be saving up to buy a new battery for my laptop.  Sure it also needs new software and a new optic drive, but the battery is the main focus.  Once I get a working laptop, the more convenient it will be to blog.  

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So the last bit of news I have is some pretty big news.  This past Tuesday I have formally accepted a Teaching Assistant position at South Side High School here in Fort Wayne.  Paper work still has to be filled out by administration at South Side and then more paper work has to be filled out at the Fort Wayne Community Schools office downtown, so it may be a few weeks before I actually start this job.  But I am still excited about this opportunity.

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Well I think that about does it for this post.  Once again, as with every thoughts and updates post, I am looking for feedback.  Anything you thought was really good?  Anything I can improve on?  Anything I shouldn't be doing?  Any ideas for future blog posts?  Any movies you think I should check out?  Any helpful words of wisdom?  Anything related to those questions or anything else you'd like to add would be helpful.  You can leave feedback in the comments on here, leave a comment on Facebook, message me on Facebook, tweet at me on Twitter (@jake_ware), send me a pic on Instagram, send me an email, mail me a letter, leave a message in a bottle, send smoke signals, carrier pigeons, Pony Express, etc., etc.

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

NFL 2014 Week 8 Pick 'Em

It was an interesting five days of football across all levels.  I had another week of double digit picks correct.  The Cowboys are on a roll, Jaguars finally won, Colts' defense is dominant, Bears keep losing at home, the Seahawks are looking like they won't repeat as Super Bowl champs, Ball State finally got that elusive second win, my high school dominated their rival and became conference co-champion, and Notre Dame got screwed. Oh well.


Chargers @ BRONCOS
LIONS @ Falcons
BILLS @ Jets
RAVENS @ Bengals
SEAHAWKS @ Panthers
Bears @ PATRIOTS
TEXANS @ Titans
DOLPHINS @ Jaguars
Rams @ CHIEFS
VIKINGS @ Buccaneers
Eagles @ CARDINALS
Raiders @ BROWNS
COLTS @ Steelers
PACKERS @ Saints
Redskins @ COWBOYS

BYE WEEK:  49ers, Giants

LAST WEEK:  10-5, 71.43%
TOTAL:  61-44-1, 58.1%

Monday, October 20, 2014

Movie Nitpicks - Episode IV (SPOILERS)

Time for the fourth  of my 'Movie Nitpicks', nitpicking certain aspects of 'Divergent', 'God's Not Dead', 'Boyhood', 'Insidious:  Chapter Two' and 'Paranormal Activity:  The Marked Ones'.  These contain spoilers, so read at your own discretion.

  • 'Divergent'
    1. So the teenage citizens in this world have to take a test that helps determine which faction they belong to.  Obviously the point of the factions is to control the people.  But why is it that a day after taking the test they then have a choice to which faction they want to belong to?  Doesn't that make the test kinda pointless?
  • 'God's Not Dead'
    I already nitpicked a few parts of this movie in my previous 'Movie Nitpicks' post, and that was just from watching the trailer.  Now that I've actually seen the movie....oh boy.....
    1. So Josh's girlfriend dumps him after five years of dating because he accepted Professor Radisson's challenge to debate the existence of God.  Five years down the drain, but not only is that not mentioned at all the rest of the movie it also appears that it doesn't phase Josh at all.  Yep, because that's realistic...
    2. So during one particular debate session, Professor Radisson keeps rebutting Josh's arguments and it appears that the class is favoring Radisson's view over Josh's.  Yet, immediately after class Radisson goes up to Josh in the hallway and berates him for humilating him in his own classroom.  I could understand this happening after the third and final debate when Josh wins over his classmates, but this was after the first debate.  It just doesn't make much sense...
    3. So in one of the films many subplots, left wing blogger Amy finds out that she has cancer.  Her initial reaction?  Typing away on her phone, coldly stating "I don't have time for cancer".  Okay...I can understand denial to such news at first, but this was harsh.  But the cancer subplot nitpicks get harsher and harsher.
    4. Amy tells her atheist businessman boyfriend Mark that she has cancer while at a restaurant.  His response?  "This couldn't wait until tomorrow?"  Then they subsequently break up.  I'll make this simple:  NO ONE WOULD SAY THAT OR RESPOND LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!
    5. Later on in the movie, Mark is on the phone talking to his sister Mina.  The topic of his and Amy's relationship is brought up and Mark simply says that Amy has issues she needs to work out.  ISSUES?!!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!  SHE HAS CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Once again, NO ONE WOULD ACTUALLY SAY THAT!!!!!!
    6. Now onto another subplot.  Ayisha is a Muslim girl who is wanting to convert to Christianity.  After her brother tattles on her after catching her listening to the Bible on her iPod, her father beats her and kicks her out of the house.  If this were set in another country and in another language then okay I can buy this subplot....but certainly not in America and not in a very very very preachy Christian propaganda movie. 
    7. Towards the end of the movie Professor has been hit by a car and is laying in the street.  Reverend Dave and Reverend Jude just happen to be nearby, and upon first glance Reverend Jude immediately states that Radisson has broken several ribs, is bleeding internally, and will die.  Reverend Jude clearly must has superpowers or something because I don't know how he was able to know that from just one look and Radisson clearly not looking all that injured...
  • 'Insidious:  Chapter Two' and 'Paranormal Activity:  The Marked Ones'
    1. Now these two share a common nitpick:  Both involve time travel.  Remember how things were going bump in the night during the first 'Insidious' movie?  That wasn't because of a demon or the Black Bride, it was because Josh was trying to save his family from other demons and while also trying to get their attention and point out that that's not his spirit in his body but rather the Black Bride.  He even goes back to when he was a boy and first being investigated by Elise.  It does explain that this spirit world is beyond time and space....but time travel?  Seriously?
    2. And now on to the fifth 'Paranormal Activity' movie and it's time travel plot point.  So early in the movie it's discovered that there is a door that will lead to a very dark, demonic place.  While on the run from witches, Hector stumbles into the door thinking that he can hide from the witches.  But that then takes him to...Katie and Micah's house from the first movie.  Remember Katie screaming for Micah at the end of that movie?  Well I guess it's because suddenly while getting out of her trance she discovers a random person in the kitchen.  Micah comes down to fight him, but Katie ends up killing Micah and Hector then gets taken out by a witch who followed him.  It practically does the same thing that 'Insidious:  Chapter Two' does.
        
  • 'Boyhood'
    1. Out of all the nitpicks I've done, this is probably the most nitpickiest.  More of a personal nitpick than anything, but it has to do with parents swearing in front of their young kids.  Now contextually in this R-rated drama I can understand the swearing to some extent.  Mason Jr. and his sister Sam grow up in a rather broken home.  Their parents are divorced, with their father Mason Sr. being the immature "fun weekend dad" for a good chunk of the movie while their mother Olivia goes from home to home, husband to husband, trying to make things better for their kids. 
              Olivia swearing at the kids I couldn't really buy.  Can't really point a finger on why I didn't buy it, other than it just didn't seem like her character would do that.
             Now Mason Sr.'s swearing I can buy, since it was quite clear that he was immature and didn't quite know how to act around his kids whom he hadn't seen in a year and a half.  The kids even call him out on his swearing, and by the end of the movie Mason Sr. has cleaned up his act, remarried, and even has another child.
             Bill, Olivia's second husband, is an alcoholic whose alcoholism gets worse and worse.  His swearing at the children I can buy, since he was an alcoholic and eventually turned quite abusive towards Olivia and not only her children but his children as well.

Friday, October 17, 2014

REVIEWS - 'Boyhood', 'Oculus', 'Gone Girl'

Believe it or not I have a bit of catching up to do, with a couple possible Oscar contenders and a horror movie I rented from the library.




'Boyhood' (R) ***1/2

Filmed in 45 days over a period of 12 years, 'Boyhood' follows Mason Jr. (Ellar Coltrane) as he grows from childhood into adulthood and the various relationships, circumstances, and events that have molded him into the person that he became.  Co-starring Lorelei Linklater as his older sister Sam, and Ethan Hawke and Patricia Arquette as his divorced parents Mason Sr. and Olivia (Patricia Arquette).  The latest from Richard Linklater, the director of such movies like 'Dazed and Confused', the 'Before' trilogy, and 'School of Rock'.

This had been in limited release for quite a while, and finally came to Fort Wayne around mid-August.  It wasn't until late September at it's absolute last screening at the Cinema Center downtown that I finally had a three hour block of free time that not only coincided with a screening time for this movie but also allowed me to watch all of it.

Some reviews I wrote in the past would praise about how real certain aspects of a movie felt.  'Nebraska' I felt had realistic characters.  'The Spectacular Now' and 'Blue Is The Warmest Color' I felt took a realistic approach to relationships.  In terms of realism, 'Boyhood' blows each of those out of the water.  By far and without a doubt, this is the most realistic movie about childhood and growing up without being a documentary.  While I couldn't relate to everything that Mason Jr. experienced, there were still many times in the theater where I silently thought to myself "Yep...I remember doing that" or "Yep...I've seen people EXACTLY like that" in addition to "Ah yes, I remember (certain year) and (certain song)".  In terms of its scope and actually following the actors as they age throughout the years definitely deserves admiration.

A film to be admired, definitely.  But is it any good?  I'm happy to report that yes it is.  Very good, in fact.  And yes it is quite unlike anything I've ever seen.  Much like life itself, sometimes it's funny.  Sometimes it's very dramatic.  Sometimes it's over dramatic.  But everything flows so casually and realistically that it's never bothersome when it changes tone for a bit.  And it's bolstered by great performances from newcomer Ellar Coltrane and Ethan Hawke.  This isn't a full four stars because of a few nitpicks I had with the movie.  It does run about 10 minutes too long, some of the acting apart from Coltrane and Hawke is inconsistent, and the last nitpick I'll state in a future 'Movie Nitpicks' post.  Still a very good movie that I hope to hear more and more about as Awards Season kicks in.





'Oculus' (R) ***

After picking up her brother Tim (Brenton Thwaites) from a psychiatric hospital, Kaylie (Karen Gillan) takes him back to their childhood home to prove that their childhood traumas were caused by a mirror with a violent past and an ability to induce hallucinations.

I had heard good things about this movie but I didn't really have the urge to go see this in theaters.  So last week while looking for 'The Conjuring' at the library I wondered if this was out yet.  Luckily enough, the library had a DVD of this so I rented it in addition to 'The Conjuring'.

I thought this was actually fairly creepy, filled with shocking visuals and layered with a feeling of dread throughout.  And while it's not exactly one of the better movies of the year it is one of the more original movies I've seen this year.  It is a little too long and it becomes rather hard to follow in my opinion.  Not only are we following Kaylie and Tim in the present, it also flashes back constantly (and randomly) to when they were children and the traumas they faced in their childhood involving their parents.  Combine those intertwining narratives with the mirror that bends reality and causes hallucinations....yeah.  It can get confusing.  But as a free rental from a local library it was worth it.  Definitely something to check out if you want a tension filled horror movie that isn't saturated with blood, sex, and dumb teenagers.  





'Gone Girl' (R) ****

With his wife Amy's (Rosamund Pike) disappearance having become the focus of an intense media circus, Nick Dunne (Ben Affleck) sees the spotlight turned on him when it's suspected that he may not be innocent.  With Neil Patrick Harris as a former boyfriend of Amy's, Tyler Perry as a hotshot lawyer representing Nick, Kim Dickens and Patrick Fugit as a pair of cops suspicious of Nick, former 'SNL' player Casey Wilson as Nick and Amy's neighbor Noelle, Missi Pyle as a cable TV host highly critical of Nick, and newcomer Carrie Coon as Nick's twin sister Margo.  The latest from David Fincher, director of such movies like 'Fight Club', 'Se7en', 'Social Network', 'Curious Case of Benjamin Button', and the American remake of 'Girl With The Dragon Tattoo'.
  
I had never read the book on which this was based on.  Heck, I had never even heard of the book until I started hearing that it was going to be adapted.  I wasn't completely sold on the trailers for this, but having liked all of Fincher's previous movies that I actually have seen I figured I'd check this out at some point.  Then came the Oscar talk so that fast-tracked my interest in seeing this.

Is all the Oscar talk justified?  In my opinion, yes it is.  It's one of the best movies I've seen this year.  It's also one of the most insane movies I've seen.  I can't elaborate on that point further without giving away spoilers, so that's all I can say about that.  It's suspenseful and shocking, darkly funny at times, features great acting from all of the cast, and is just an overall great movie that's extremely well made.


Wednesday, October 15, 2014

NFL 2014 Week 7 Pick 'Em

Last week was my best ever week so far for picks, going 12-2-1.  Since there was a tie game, I'm counting it was a tie.  I picked the Bengals to win, but while they didn't win they didn't exactly lose.  Another week like last week and I'll definitely be out of that hole I dug myself in earlier in the season.  And how about those Cowboys?  Contenders or pretenders?  Time will tell.

Jets @ PATRIOTS
Bengals @ COLTS
Falcons @ RAVENS
Titans @ REDSKINS
SEAHAWKS @ Rams
BROWNS @ Jaguars
Vikings @ BILLS
Dolphins @ BEARS
Saints @ LIONS
Panthers @ PACKERS
Chiefs @ CHARGERS
CARDINALS @ Raiders
Giants @ COWBOYS
49ers @ BRONCOS
TEXANS @ Steelers

BYE WEEK:  Buccaneers, Eagles

LAST WEEK:  12-2-1, 80%
TOTAL:  51-39-1, 56.04%

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

NFL 2014 Week 6 Pick 'Em

Well...not a whole lot to say about last week.  It seemed like the refs at the Seahawks/Redskins game were making sure that I didn't win in Fantasy this week...oh well. 


COLTS @ Texans
PATRIOTS @ Bills
RAVENS @ Buccaneers
Steelers @ BROWNS
Panthers @ BENGALS
BRONCOS @ Jets
LIONS @ Vikings
PACKERS @ Dolphins
JAGUARS @ Titans
CHARGERS @ Raiders
BEARS @ Falcons
Cowboys @ SEAHAWKS
Redskins @ CARDINALS
Giants @ EAGLES
49ERS @ Rams

BYE WEEK:  Chiefs, Saints

Last Week:  9-6, 60%
Total:  39-37, 51.32%

Monday, October 6, 2014

REVIEW - 'Annabelle'

'Annabelle' (R) **
With the success of 'The Conjuring' I suppose a spin-off or sequel was inevitable since Hollywood sometimes just can't leave good movies alone.  Heck, the 'Conjuring' sequel is coming to theaters next year.  So in the meantime here we have a spin-off based on what in my opinion was one of the creepier things in 'The Conjuring':  The Annabelle doll.  Plenty of potential there for a spin-off based off of that. 

Set before the events of 'The Conjuring', 'Annabelle' follows Mia (Annabelle Wallis) and John (Wade Horton) as they are about to welcome their first child into the world.  But they suddenly begin to experience terrifying supernatural occurrences involving a vintage doll shortly after their home is invaded by satanic cultists.  With Alfre Woodard as a mysterious cult bookshop owner.

Well...'Annabelle' is okay, but a bit uneven.  It's well shot, the special effects are good, and it's well made, but it's also poorly acted for the most part and that gets aggravating.  Some plot points are confusing but I'll go more in detail with those in a 'Movie Nitpicks' post.  But when things start going bump in the night it does get kinda tense and creepy.  Sure, it's cliched, but then again name a modern horror movie that doesn't fall into one horror movie trope or another at some point during it's running time.  Heck, 'The Conjuring' was cliched as well.  But the difference between 'Annabelle' and 'The Conjuring' is that the latter is very well-acted, well made, and maintains it's creepy atmosphere throughout.  But I suppose this will do until the 'Conjuring' sequel comes out next year.




TRAILERS
  • 'Into The Woods' - Watched a videotape of the Broadway production of this in my theater class in college.  It's got a good cast so this could be interesting.   
  • 'The Interview' - Hate to say this, but I didn't laugh once during this trailer.  Not because it was the Red Band R-rated trailer and I had went to see 'Annabelle' with my mom, but because it just wasn't funny.  And usually I like Seth Rogen's movies...'Green Hornet' aside.
  • 'Horrible Bosses 2' - Did 'Horrible Bosses' really need a sequel?  Probably not, but at least this looks funny. 

Thursday, October 2, 2014

NFL 2014 Week 5 Pick 'Em and An Update

Well I once again got less than 50% correct but it was nowhere near as bad as Week 2's disaster.  But I'll take a slight moral victory in correctly picking the Chiefs to beat the Patriots.  It's gonna take a few weeks to dig myself out of the hole caused by my Week 2 picks, although at the rate I'm going I might as well get comfy in this hole.

Vikings @ PACKERS
Rams @ EAGLES
BEARS @ Panthers
STEELERS @ Jaguars
FALCONS @ Giants
Bills @ LIONS
Buccaneers @ SAINTS
BROWNS @ Titans
Texans @ COWBOYS
Ravens @ COLTS
CARDINALS @ Broncos
CHIEFS @ 49ers
Jets @ CHARGERS
BENGALS @ Patriots
SEAHAWKS @ Redskins

BYE WEEK:  Raiders, Dolphins

LAST WEEK:  6-7, 46.15%
TOTAL:  30-31, 49.18%



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